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Cake & Cunnilingus Day - Isn’t it about damn time?

April 14th.

It’s simple: Steak and BJ Day hails itself as “Man’s Valentine’s Day” - but we all know that’s BS.

No amount of gas station flowers, collection of chocolates, cheap dates or spa vouchers equate to what he considers “equality” for a blowie and steak come March 14th.

Let’s not beat around the bush… Here’s OUR little secret guys: WE feel left out.

Now, we’re not opposed to March 14th per se (we’ve actually celebrated it in the past) but there is no way it makes things “even.” No way, no how. Not in a million years. Nada. No sir.

So how about this:

  • 1) We all ditch Valentine’s Day - funnily enough we actually agree with the S&BJ boys who argue that it’s overly commercial / capitalist… Indeed it is. But that doesn’t give guys free license to request a day just for them.
  • 2) Women play along on Steak and BJ Day AS LONG AS:
  • 3) Men reciprocate and celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day on April 14th.

Deal..?

To somewhat paraphrase… “Simple, effective and self explanatory. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name explains it all: just a cake, and some good ol’ fashioned head.”

And if you don’t come good on April 14th then good luck getting anything beyond 1st base for weeks thereafter.

Charitable Giving

Cakes are delicious. Head is divine. Prostate cancer blows… April 14th is thus a chance to tackle all three. We’re giving everyone the opportunity to send an email invitation to your partner whilst giving a few bucks to charity.

In 2015 we’re supporting The Prostate Cancer Foundation - the leading philanthropic organisation funding and accelerating prostate cancer research. In the United States, it’s the most common non-skin cancer - but remains 100% treatable if detected early enough.

Invite your partner to April 14th and help raise awareness.