Well hello there… Wanna chat? We don’t bite, promise.
Whether you’re a fellow female and fancy a chin-wag; a jolly guy looking for some advice; or perhaps a chauvinistic d-bag who wants to have a go - you’re all welcome (read: the first two are welcome).
Use the form below to reach out. We do our bestest to get back ASAP, but we have to admit that our day-to-day lives don’t just involve Cake and Cunnilingus (we goddamn wish). Hugs, the Cake and Cunnilingus Day girls. x