The 9 Ps of Pleasure

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Kerista’s Nine “P’s”

For men out there who are in a rush (i.e. most…) here’s a snippet from Kerista which summates the art of cunnilingus into a mere nine facets.

We strongly advise you read the extended 101 Guide at some point - but if your cake is already in the oven and time is tight, then here’s a heads-up on putting your head down…

1. Perseverance.

The truth is, getting a girl (All of the words ‘boys’ and ‘girls’ in this article are meant to refer to adults over 18, not minors) to come this way can take a long, long time. We’re talking anything from a few minutes (in rare cases) to an hour. A lot of jaws cannot sustain for this length of time, and you really can’t blame the poor sucker for wanting to stop short of such a stint (or for thinking of Richard Pryor’s line “Yo pussy dead, honey!”). On the other hand, you really appreciate those who can. The ability to shield teeth with lips becomes a prized skill.

2. Patience.

This has more to do with attitude than mere perseverance through time, although they’re closely related. Without a relaxed, patient attitude about the pastime, the person doing the licking is not likely to keep at it for a long run. Patience should be seen as applying not only to a given session of cunnilingus, but to the shared experience on cunnilingus in the context of an ongoing relationship. In other words, it might take months or even years for a partner to perfect her/his cunnilinguism and develop those techniques to the point of being able to get a woman to come on a regular basis. I’ve even had the experience of it taking as long as ten years. If the cunnilinguist loses patience after some time has gone by and concludes that it’s impossible, who knows, the breakthrough could’ve only been days away!

3. Precision.

This speaks for itself, pretty much. The tongue has to be able to concentrate its efforts on just the right spots, and there is certain amount of delicacy involved. Going all over the place at random may be fun and feel generally good to both people, but it usually doesn’t work.

4. Pressure.

I don’t think a lot of people realise what an important thing pressure is in female orgasms of all varieties. Providing a lot of pressure with one’s head and tongue is another sexual feat worthy of silent appreciation by the recipients thereof. Light flicks of the tongue may not make it. Too much of a grind might not either, but it’s gotta be there.

5. Position.

Some like it on their backs, some from behind, legs apart, legs together, up, down, etc. Some women can come from being eaten out in numerous positions, exotic or otherwise; for most of us there is one easiest (or only) way to go.

6. Penetration.

This has to do with fingers. The woman will probably have a preference for having or not having a finger or two (or more) up her cunt while being blown. Most whom I’ve discussed it with do prefer one or more in there, as against none. Then there is the question of how far up, if they should be bent and pressing the G-spot and whether they should be still or moving, and if moving in and out, how fast, which carries us over to,

7. Pace.

Pace refers to how fast the hand should be moving if it’s in there, as well as how fast the tongue should be laying down it’s lashes, and any other incidental rhythmic action the team may get going. The pace may even have to be vary through the course of the interlude, from fast to medium to slow.

8. Persistence.

This isn’t really quite the right word, but it’s as close as I’ve been able to come in the “P” family. What I mean is steadiness of pace, in fact steadiness and consistency of all the above-listed factors; keeping them going without flagging or abrupt changes. One of the worst things to do during sex of all types, especially sex once it gets going nicely, is for the guy (speaking for hetero women) to pull a sudden switch – speed up, slow down, remove fingers, whatever. Just when the rhythm is starting to kick in and rev up the right motors, and you’re getting the idea that you are in fact very possibly going to come this time, or even later, once it is all humming and you are thinking, yes, you really are going to come soon, a change like that can set you all back to zero, start from scratch. Frustration city. These things can’t all be intuitively interpreted by your partner, though. A certain amount of nonverbal communication will succeed, but some things are best expressed with words. You may not feel like giving your partner a lecture on what to do right in the midst of sex (I do believe in there being the right timing for such dialogues) but sooner or later you ought to let her/him know what’s what if she/he doesn’t pick right up on it. Probably sooner rather than later.

9. Playfulness.

This kind of thing goes without saying and isn’t just a point that applies to cunnilingus. It could be said about most things you do with people, but it definitely has to be there during oral sex. There’s something innately amusing about having a guy down there messing around with my pussy with his mouth. I’m not sure why it’s funny. Maybe because it has always seemed so unlikely to me that anyone would want to do that, let alone do it with gusto. I mean, the smell, the wetness, the whole deal. Vaginas are messy things, but most men I know don’t seem to mind, so why complain?

Now, if you want to do a deep dive (oh yes) into these “Ps” then be sure to check out the 101 Guide or even the Video Tutorials.